Weekly Pickin's - Week 08

Memorial Day Weekend

HK9 is no longer undefeated! The Hulks beat HK9 on Memorial Weekend, it seemed that the HK offense was stuttering. Then HK9 got Dave back on track and barley beat the Buffalo Stunners by a point or two. Tight Butts lost both games on Saturday against Menace The Arm Cannon James and then they lost to Ginters very Dangerous team. Nice short week of games!  This Week : Only Two weeks left! Totes v Pierogies, last time Matchup? We hope not. This is game of the week! Trust us! Lets go Marty! Juice v Totes also, Marty v Tim, yum!  

Wanderers 4-2 v Slurpees 4-2
What a great game, both teams looking great for playoffs. Wanderers are preparing for the playoffs and Slurpees are fine tuning their offense with Tom and David. Both teams lost to Menace this session.  Wanderers also play Menace before this game, and Slurpees play Talent. After this Sat it should be much more clear who will be taking the #1 spot for post season because 4 teams in orange have a 4-2 record and most play each other this sat.   Prediction: Slurpees are all so clean cut and shaven, Wanderers go round and round and win, throwing to all the bearded guys 50-40, as Randy, Sal, and Alan head to the bar to loose to Slurpees in darts or flip cup.  

Soup! 3-3 v Conquistadors 2-4
Soup keeps warm on the stove, and they win close games, this team is no Losing Streak but they are playing full, competitive games, and winning.  WaitÃ?¢?Ã?¦. Soup is playing without a spoon, and without captain qb All Star Jordan? Is Jordan sending in plays from the pressbox at the field? Receivers like Manny and John both make outstanding catches so this game will be extra exciting due to the fact that males score at will. Soup can still score points, as their have scored 40 more points that Conquistadors so far this session. The deciding factor of this game will be who can get the eight point touchdowns, and not just one. Both QBs on both sides of the ball will be mildly inexperienced. This game is a huge deciding factor, whom can get to 5 total wins! Both teams have lost to Wanderers and Woke up Dangerous this session.  Prediction: Conquistadors win! 40-35 . This makes the division very interesting if that should happen.  

Bodak 1-4 v Basterds 3-3
Interesting game, In theory the Inglorious Bastards should be able to win this game due to their experienced roster and firepower. Bodak Yellow is becoming one of the brightest... most enjoyableÃ?¢?Ã?¦ teams to watch week to week.  Prediction: Bodak lost to Remember the Beer this session and Basterds squished them.  This proves that without a doubt that the Basterdos will definitely win by a conversion 40-39. But But But we are rooting for Bodak with every ounce of strength and WiFi signal that we have in Vegas, GO YELLOW!  

Abusement Park 3-3 v Gucci 1-4
Is Abusement Park now starting to enjoy the pain/abuse of a long session, well if pain for pleasure is the name of the game, then the Becker Crew is ready for the challenge. This Park team will be ready for the playoffs on Turf, but can they finally win a Championship? Few drops here, and a few missing players there, and the Beckers/Theo crew heads to the bar without a win. Gucci got their first win last week at the Bills House, but have had struggles lately scoring and winning games.  This team once won the Yellow division crown, but the fashion fad has fallen of designer shelves, and lost its retail value. Big question, will Kelly, Molly, and Dave be at the bar at 7pm after their 6pm game?  Prediction: Theo n Bekers are thunder and lighting under the lights and startle the Gucci offense, and win 34-22.

 

Question:

Turf or Grass?

Brush Burns or Mud?

Lines on the fields, or paint & goose poop?

Are the mobile bathrooms at Medalle better than any hotel bathroom in Buffalo?  


Last Week Brown �¢?? Holiday Road �¢??
 
The Interdimensional Lightning Falcons went for two �¢??W�¢??s, the first against Strategic Financial Solutions which was an easier than it looked 44-24 win, the second against Fresenious B.I.G., and they finished off the sweep 40-34.



This Week Brown �¢?? Who Do You Love?

Balls Deep (0-6) vs Champagne Supernova (1-3-1)
Balls Deep has been spinning their wheels all seasonÃ?¢?Ã?¦losing at the Fieldhouse was another in a long season for this hapless squadÃ?¢?Ã?¦the Supernova will be sipping champagne if they can win for the first time since Week ThreeÃ?¢?Ã?¦second in a row for Balls Deep, after a tangle with Victorious Secret, so their heart may not be in itÃ?¢?Ã?¦Supernova have been having problems slowing teams down, but that shouldnÃ?¢??t be a problem here.  Prediction: My first car was a Ã?¢??78 Chevy Nova which we called the Super Nova, so thatÃ?¢??s good enough for us. Champagne Supernova 44-28



Fresenious B.I.G. (3-2) vs Victorious Secret (5-1)
The Secrets lost their first of the season after their QB was sidelined for the seasonÃ?¢?Ã?¦they did rebound to split their doubleheaderÃ?¢?Ã?¦B.I.G. has been up and down all season, so nowÃ?¢??s the time to get rollingÃ?¢?Ã?¦first of two for both teamsÃ?¢?Ã?¦Secret needs to come up with a solution at QB that doesnÃ?¢??t involve cherry-picking Division I playersÃ?¢?Ã?¦B.I.G. needs to ratchet up the defensive pressure to have a chance.  Prediction: To paraphrase Winston Zeddemore, Fresenious has the tools, but do they have the talent? Victorious Secret pulls it out 48-32



North Buffalo Knights (4-2) vs Shattered Dreams (4-3)
This could be the Game of the WeekÃ?¢?Ã?¦the Dreamers have been making some noise after a slow startÃ?¢?Ã?¦the Knights of North Buffalo have stumbled since their 3-0 startÃ?¢?Ã?¦these teams are tied in the standings, with the Knights holding a game in handÃ?¢?Ã?¦with their recent play, Shattered Dreams have been rekindling memories of their UB heydayÃ?¢?Ã?¦the Knights need to rebound in a big way, but this may not be the game to do itÃ?¢?Ã?¦as long as their QB holds steady, the Dreamers can win this and go on a tear.  Prediction: DonÃ?¢??t sleep on the Dreamers. Shattered Dreams 52-40



Last Week Purple Ã?¢?? Fun in the Sun Ã?¢?? 
Soul Takers had the doubleheader this week, losing a heartbreaker 30-29 to Touchdown There and then taking it out on Poles & Holes to the tune of 41-8



This Week Purple �¢?? Do You Love Me?

Blood Sweat & Beers (0-5) vs Poles & Holes (2-5)
Not the best match-up out thereÃ?¢?Ã?¦this would be a good game to head to your car and pound a couple beers before coming back inÃ?¢?Ã?¦or go to AdolfÃ?¢??s for a quick bucket or twoÃ?¢?Ã?¦Blood Sweat & Beers have been plagued by unforced errors all season, as well as some bad luckÃ?¢?Ã?¦Poles have just been maddingly bad when they should at least be competentÃ?¢?Ã?¦amazingly, Poles & Holes are holding down a playoff spot with their 2 wins.  Prediction: shotgunning beers on Lee Street would be preferable to watching these 2 offenses try to go in the right direction. Poles & Holes 32-24



Laces Out! (4-2) vs Touchdown There (7-0)
Are we going to see the dominant Lace Out! that started the season on fire or the bumbling crew that lost 2 of their last 3Ã?¢?Ã?¦Touchdown There has been cruising all seasonÃ?¢?Ã?¦if they are going to lose their first, this will be the weekÃ?¢?Ã?¦some say that Laces Out! has been a little too over confident lately and that has led to their current slumpÃ?¢?Ã?¦not the best game to draw for a slumpbusterÃ?¢?Ã?¦Touchdown There canÃ?¢??t be caught looking ahead to an undefeated seasonÃ?¢?Ã?¦if the rains hold off, this could be the shootout of the week.  Prediction: Laces Out! takes Ã?¢??em by surprise, but Touchdown There comes back in the second half, 56-44

 



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